Well There is Shooting yourself in the foot and Shooting yourself in the face

Dopes, if ever there was an audience that depended on old gay men, this is it.
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This will be my first ever miss of Miss Universe (on purpose).  Old homos around the globe should wear black armbands or something.
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Giving up Stoli was easy.. Miss Universe... Well, important things call for important sacrifices...