Clutch My Pearls!!! Wait, throw the teacher in jail.

Anal Sex does seem awfully high on this list 

So in Kansas a parent was freaked the hell out by a Sex - Ed poster on a Science classroom wall.  The poster is here, and is surprisingly thorough in its list of methods of expressing affection.
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But this poster was approved by the school district (and the state) as part of an abstinence only sex education program.  My guess is that some of these were deemed appropriate and some we explained as "not abstinence".
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Well, the good people of Kansas were outraged and had the posters removed.  So far so normal.
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Nw there are working on a law (already passed the Senate - the "liberal" body) to remove protections of teachers with regards to distributing pornography.  They can go to jail.  As, they want this science teacher to do.  Because.. even if it is  an abstinence only education poster that was approved - and even if it was only viewable by 13 year olds - well past puberty - it is just the same as pornography.  Yes, even if it is part of a approved sex-ed curriculum, the Kansas Legislature wants those teachers in jail.
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Along with posters that mention the unmentionable, naughty books like The Red Badge of Courage, Huckleberry Finn and dirty parts of Twilight will get a teacher thrown in jail.
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Link from the Topeka Capital-Journal.
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Funny this, the Topeka Capital-Journal has, in the story, self-censored the words "vaginal" and "masturbation" from the poster - although they are allowed to print "anal sex".
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