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The governor believes that the homos orchestrated this. You know, we magically called a special session of Republicans late after the Democrats left the State House and them magically orchestrated the Republicans to create and pass this hate legislation. All to prevent NC Governor and chief lying bastard from getting reelected. (link)
Girlfriend, please. We can't agree over Madonna versus Lady Gaga - we certainly don't have time for your backwoods, Deliverance Lite bullshit.
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On the other hand, the Attorney General thinks that this law was passed by Republicans in order to keep North Carolina Straight (link). And he is worried we are all trying to turn North Carolina into Sodom in the Swamp. Which is redundant, because we all know that is Key West - which, by the by, makes a shit-load in tourist dollars.
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Here's the thing, you backwoods, cousin marrying, fever-swamp dipshits. We don't give a good healthy BM about your state. North Carolina can be fucking swept away by the many hurricanes God sends you because you are full of hate. God sees and comments on all, right? Well the dunes are just being wiped away - and I think I know why God hates you.
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I don't care so much you hate us queers. I don't ever need to set foot in the Tar Heel state. (Hell even your nick-name describes an unpleasant visit.) You aren't allowed to openly hate blacks anymore, so you choose the most venerable among us - which is a sign of pathetic hate and not religious piety no matter what your viagra-taking limp dicked politicians say to the contrary.
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But I will not support companies that expand or are headquartered in North Carolina. I have started using Paypal directly, not via credit cards - since they called off expansion in your backwards hateful state that demands a birth certificate to piss. And Ed and I have given Merrill Lynch a year to fix this or we shall take our private money management out of the state.
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FYI - I LOVED our Merrill Lynch money manager who quoted some poor VP homo that asked me, "What should we do, leave North Carolina and put those people out of work?"
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I did respond, perhaps more vehemently than they expected, "No. NO! You know what you should have done! Not moved those jobs and headquarter from San Francisco where this would not be a fucking issue. You moved to North Carolina. Fix it or we will move our money to a state that doesn't define hate of fags as a "family value".