Monday, October 31, 2016

"Which UCLA Team Are You Watching?" showed up in my mailbox

A UCLA store flyer showed up in my email today.  It was hyping individual teams that are doing well, like Water Polo, Volleyball and Women's Soccer.

But the headline "Which UCLA Team Are You Watching?" just tossed me into slight convulsions. Because, you know, I am watching the UCLA Team that can't run, can't stop a run and loses to Wazzu! We let Utah's Running Back score so much he quit the team for a few weeks because he felt guilty about hurting our feelings. I am watching the UCLA team that would struggle against the Little Sisters of Mercy JV team! And I am still supporting them, but damn'ed if I will buy a shirt.

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