Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Take the Motion Capture Toys AWAY from Zemekis

I was going to say "poor Robert Zemekis", but I think I will change that to "poor kids that have to see a Robert Zemekis movie".
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The latest from him is "Mars Needs Moms."  Yet another masturbatory exercise in "motion capture" that yeilds highly creepy images and movies that don't make money.  Just because motion capture gives him a stiffie - is there any reason we have to suffer this drek. On the creepy index, this ranks above Beowulf, but below Jim Carrey's A Christmas Carol.  Still nothing can come close to the ick factor of "Polar Express" (All Aboard the Train of Doooooommm.)

Mars

A Christmas Freak Out

BayAtTheWolf


Polar Express of Doom