I'll Answer What I Want

Words mean exactly what
I say they mean.
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So... if you haven't been watching (and pulling your hair out) you have been missing some fabulous redefinitions of questions.  For example, the word "Jobs" to Michelle Bachman is translated somewhere in that dizzy dizzy brain to Obamacare.  Don't get me wrong, full credit to here for making the translation, she does it ever single time.
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And this question was asked of Gov. Perry the other night by Anderson Cooper in full Silver Fox mode, "Governor, as noted, there are 1 million uninsured children in your state, how would you attack this problem if you were president."  A question which Governor Perry used to attack Mitt Romney about having illegal workers mow his lawn.  Now, I assume that in the practice debate, the coaching went like this...
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Governor Perry, when they hit you on uninsured kids, say that most are children of immigrant workers.  Then they are going to hit you on illegal workers in Texas.  That's when you hit Romney with the undocumented workers mowing his lawn.
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Governor Perry, applying  spray tan as Garnier (official hair products of the debates) adjusts his hair, he nods.  "Kids.. too many workers... illegals... lawn.  Got it!"
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I have a feeling that if Michelle Bachman had mentioned her kids before the question about uninsured kids, Perry would have accused her of using undocumented workers on her lawn.

Anderson, in full dreamy mode Tuesday night.