Tuesday, November 01, 2011

So Friday Rick Perry Says....

So Friday night Rick Perry says that he opposes Gay Marriage because every child should be raised in a 2 parent household by a mother and a father AND that we fags are destroying marriage.
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First... part 2.  No, marriage does not need help from us homos to be a laughing stock.

Second... part 1.  If how to raise kids is really your only priority for opposing gay marriage, they your focus should be on ..
A) Divorce
B) Giving contraception
C) Outlawing IFV except for long term married couples
D) Outlawing marriage between people unable to conceive naturally (this would be where anti-gay marriage would fall).
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But see, you don't care about A or B or C or even D - except for fags.  So, as I am worried for your  crazy-ass Baptist soul - stop lying!, just say y'all hate fags.  Dude, bearing false witness, that is one of the Big Ten Commandments.  It ain't a-gonna rain in Texas if you keep this up.
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Look, I know you hate fags.  You know you hate fags.  You don't want us to have the same legal rights you want straight people to have.  Okay.  But, it is like you think that somehow if I can't visit Ed in the hospital, or if Ed won't inherit my money, or we can't buy a home together - then we will suddenly see the light, hit our self in the forehead and say, "Damn!  That Rick Perry is right.  I want me a woman!"
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But see dude, it isn't about money, or property and only a little about making sure I can see Ed in the hospital.  No, you loud mouthed idiot.  Gay marriage is about committing yourself in front of your friends, family, the community and God, and then making a covenant that you will be with your spouse, heart and soul, for the rest of your life.  And if you find that icky - fine.  Just be honest.