Oh My God....
I actually said that and meant it. The new Gwen Stefani song "Orange County Girl" is so cool and I SO miss having someone to diss about it with.
So, just so you get some of the references:
"i know i am living the e-ticket dream": in the olden days Disneyland the best rides were all "E-Tickets" (like the Matterhorn and Space Mountain).
"still feel the wonderland, alice and the tick tock": These are rides in Disneyland, specifically Alice in Wonderland, the Tea Party and Peter Pan (Tic-Toc is the alligator).
"back in the 7-1-4 days": The old Orange County area code. Today, of course, 7-1-4 is so old news. All the whitest cities are so 9-4-9 (Irvine, Newport, Laguna and Costa Mesa (and you know who you are Bleakley).