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But that leaves my spouse here in New York.
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Alone.
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It doesn't worry me, per say... Except that there is a serial flirter I have seen poking his nose around my mans.
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I first heard of him in Beijing, where my Eddie was pal'ing around with him in a group. No big deal.
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When I went to Beijing I spotted him in the foyer with Eddie and I was introduced. Maybe I am wrong, so let's just call him hypothetically .. oh I don't know ... P.A. Well after we are introduced he excuses himself quickly and I worry a little but not too much.
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Since then I saw him a few times with Ed. I would meet Ed on the green or at the lobby and one Mr. PA would hip pity hop away pdq.
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Having harbored my own crush on Eddie for a while, I can spot the signs on others. And if there is a Christmas party while I am gone - then someone better watch out. I will hear if anything happens.
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And we are married now baby - I'll take half, then I will kill ya.