Beyond Nincompoopery… Republicans on the “Super
Committee” has offered up $300 Billion in New Tax Revenue. How will they get this “new” revenue? By making the Bush Tax Cuts permanent and
further lowering tax rates on the most wealthy to 28%.
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What are they smoking – and where can I get
some equivalently good shit?
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Taxes rates under Clinton were higher and
we had a surplus. Tax Rates under Bush
the Younger went down and we have a deficit.
Republicans want to lower tax rates again and reduce the deficit. Unless "reduce the deficit" means - make it bigger, this is stupid.
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With this logic... then UCLA is on the way to
becoming a National Football Powerhouse, by losing games. Then... Idaho Senator Craig and Nevada Senator Ensign
were showing their commitment to monogamy by having sex with men in restrooms
and with female contributors (respectively). Then... Joe Pa proved his commitment towards clean college football by letting a
child rapist shower with underprivileged youth.
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In related news House Speaker
Barbie-Tans-A-Lot says up is down, unless Obama agrees, in which that is an
asinine position. Mitt Romney can’t commit that black is or is not white - but he should get back to us soon. And Rick Perry says the whole thing is a circus
not worthy of Huey, Dewy or.. you know.. that other nephew of Donald’s… umm.. Piglet?