From: Team Party America
Re: Misunderstanding
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Dear Mr. Cain,
I regret to inform you that your misconstrued our fleeting interest in you this last November. We were then (and continue now) to be driven by a blinding hatred of the sitting Kenyan Occupying the White House. Our enthusiastic embrace of you was directly related to this and was, in no one, attributable to your crack-pot theories.
The best relationships are rosy in retrospect because they dissolve into the misty haze of memory. Touring the country to flog the 9-9-9 plan is like putting lightening in a bottle (or used toothpaste back in the tube), embarrassing for both of us.
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Best Wishes and can't wait for your radio show to start back up.
The Public
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PS - Unless you are just trying to bag some skirts - you dawg!
