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I know fiber helps you poop - but I have eaten Activia - there is no fiber in that bad boy.
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So, what are these mysterious active ingredients?
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I think they are tiny nanobots (molecular sized robots) that scour you intestines. Which begs the question, where do they go after they are done? In a perfect world, they would follow your now-clean digestive system out.
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But in reality, only Danone knows.
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That's right... Danone.
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Sure, in the US it is known by it's Americanized named, Dannon. Which sounds all sweet and cuddly. But in Denmark, it is called Danone.
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Can I break that down for you Dan-One. And the Denmarkese are known as DANes. So, these little nanobots are actually heading to our brain to sell the idea that Denmark is #1. And what happens when you think Denmark is #1 instead of the good old USA? Why folks, you fall for Socialism - loud and clear. Bike lanes, clean energy, health insurance and a quality of life rated as #1 in the world.
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Could the tie be more obvious. Wake up America - you are pooping yourself right to Socialism!