A Penguin in Rio

Penguin (in the foreground) Rio's Sugarloaf (in the background)

Every year some penguins ride the ice flows out from the Antarctic Sea (lazy!). When the ice melts, the find themselves far from home, a little confused and hungry.  And the often wash up on the beaches in Rio De Janerio.
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For years one thought, "poor penguins"... but now I begin to wonder.  Beautiful women (or men) saving you on a sparkling beach, all the fish you can eat until they fly your ass back to the Antarctic in a refrigerated airplane?  I mean that doesn't sound too bad for a dumb flightless bird.