Who was our intern hiring manager...

So I was on my way back from the lunch room and I suddenly realized why this year's crop of interns is disconcerting.  They are all rather blandly handsome.
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Some woman or gay boy with a fondness for generic Abercrombie dullness has selected our interns.  And, although I enjoy me some half-nakid Abercrombie handsomeness myself, it is all rather monotonous when covered in the uniform of preppy shirts and ties.
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They all have seem to have the personality of "generic reality show contestant" voted out in week 3.  Not a train wreck in week 1, but very little to contribute conversationally as the show goes on.
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It is all very Stepford Weird.