My Ashtray is Better than Fabs

So FAB has ceramic ashtrays for sale.  Their's are nice, but mine is nicer.
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Some of you may remember the story of the Ashtray.  Once I was dating a boy who smoked and I searched high and low for the perfect Christmas gift.  I finally found this, which I loved.  LOVED.
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I gave it to him, all excited, and he said, "Wow.  I kind of think you like this more than I do, you should keep it."  Our dating ended soon after, but I did keep the ashtray and love it.
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FAB's
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 Mine!

Sure, it is cracked, but it is still cooler (Hastings cracked it, and Eddie fixed it for me!)