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Somebody call the whaaam..bulance. My gentrified East Village is full of drunks, once a year. I didn't price the poor out of this neighborhood for this! You think wool skull caps grow on trees....
LINK to story (warning, will raise your blood pressure)
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LINK to Jason O. Gilbert (warning, hilarious picture of him sitting on President Obama's shoulders my cause you to bust a gut laughing. Do not recover at SantaCon in his East Village.)