Sure, everyone knows about the flood, and the gays, but how much do you know? Which of the following should be put to death (according to the Bible - mainly Leviticus - but spread out in other places as well).
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1) Neil Patrick Harris
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2) Angelina Jolie
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3) Red Lobster’s All-You-Can-Eat CrabFest
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4) Bacon Cheeseburger (eaters)
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5) Cheeseburger (eaters)
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6) Hamburger (eaters)
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7) This Garden (planter)
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8) This Haircut (recipient)
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9) This Dress (designer and producer)
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10) Brigham Young
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11) Toyota-Thon
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12) This Slave Master
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13) This Girl (reliable church goer)
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14) This Woman (reliable church goer)
15) This Man (Adam Levine)
ANSWERS
1) Neil Patrick Harris
Death to Neil - Leviticus (18:22) is a no homo zone.
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2) Angelina Jolie
Death to Angelina (and Brad!) No Adultery - Leviticus 20:10
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3) Red Lobster’s All-You-Can-Eat CrabFest
Death to those bargin hunters who eat aquatic animals without fins or scales (Deuteronomy 14:9).
4) Bacon Cheeseburger
Death to Bacon Cheeseburger - no pork. Leviticus 11:7
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5) Cheeseburger
Tried to remove Pork... no quite good enough. Death to those who mix meat and dairy! Exodus 23:19
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6) Hamburger
This is okay! Provided it is fully cooked. Any bloody juices, Death (Genesis 9:4)
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7) This Garden
Death to Gardeners. Leviticus 19:19 - you can't plant more than one type of seed on single field.
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8) This Haircut
Death, and not due to bad taste. No trimming the back or sides of the hair. Leviticus 19:27
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9) This Dress
Ugly and DEATH. Wearing a dress woven from more than one type of cloth. Leviticus 19:19. Otherwise a sin against taste.
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10) Brigham Young
Death, but not for what you expect. Leviticus 20:14 says multiple wives is A-OK. But you aren't allowed to marry a mother AND her daughter.
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11) Toyota-Thon
DEATH. No selling Toyotas (or anything else) on the Sabbath. Exodus 20:10
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12) This Slave Master
The slave master here is a-ok.
The slave, on the other hand, is being disobedient by objecting, that is a sin punishable by DEATH. (Ephesians 6:5)
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13) This Girl
She is good. She attends church once a week.
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14) This Woman
Depends, does she attend church every week? Then DEATH - women who are "unclean" (experience menstruation) cannot attend church within a week of that special time. (Leviticus 15:28)
15) This Man
Adam Levine. Death - this time for tattoos (Leviticus 19:28) You know, as opposed to a sinfully handsome face.