Thursday, February 05, 2015

...and Unicorns will Fart Rainbows

The House of Representatives has voted (again - 56 and counting) to repeal ObamaCare CNN Link. 
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Which is normal.  But now that they are in the Majority, they have agreed to define a replacement for HealthCare.
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Well, "define" is kind of loosely used in this contect.
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Define implies a plan.  The Republicans don't have a plan - per say.  What they have is a plan to get a plan sometime in the future.  And this new Plan for a Plan (tm)  has some definite requirements.  Let's look at this, shall we?
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H.R. 596, which provides for the immediate repeal of the ACA, also instructs the chairs of the relevant House committees to come up with legislation that satisfies a number of conditions. The chairs must come up with provisions that:
(1) foster economic growth and private sector job creation by eliminating job-killing policies and regulations;
(2) lower health care premiums through increased competition and choice;
(3) preserve a patient’s ability to keep his or her health plan if he or she likes it;
(4) provide people with pre-existing conditions access to affordable health coverage;
(5) reform the medical liability system to reduce unnecessary and wasteful health care spending;
(6) increase the number of insured Americans;
(7) protect the doctor-patient relationship;
(8) provide the States greater flexibility to administer Medicaid programs;
(9) expand incentives to encourage personal responsibility for health care coverage and costs;
(10) prohibit taxpayer funding of abortions and provide conscience protections for health care providers;
(11) eliminate duplicative government programs and wasteful spending; or
(12) do not accelerate the insolvency of entitlement programs or increase the tax burden on Americans.
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Well, why hadn't we thought of this sooner.  The plan should also include unicorns that fart rainbows and a baby big-foot in every pot.  You see this set of goals - concurrently - is impossible to reach.
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ObamaCare has done #2, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8 and #11.  What the Republicans want - is all that for free.  What I want is - for Dave Franco to come be my Pool Boy - and our odds are approximately the same.