Friday, October 23, 2015

New York's Massive Overcompensation Issue

New York is one of the best cities to live in anywhere in the world.  It has amazing theater, astounding food, museums, parks, a wonderful transportation system.  Really Great.  Really.  No argument.
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However, there is a really weird ass side to the city that is typified by Donald Trump.  You know how when he talks there are always 2 points he is making.  One; He is the best, the biggest, the smartest, the top, yuuuge.  And two; The other guys are idiots, stupid, can't negotiate, ugly, harbor a grudge, having their monthly womanly cycle, too ugly to answer and so on.
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New Yorkers are all that way.  All the time.  It isn't enough New York is great, everyone else sucks.  Philly is a shit hole.  LA is a cultural wasteland.  Miami is full of Cuban Grifters.  Dallas and Houston have nothing but big hair and oil money - want not even oil money now HA HA.  Washington couldn't get shit down without New York money.  Boston, phfft!
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And it is personal.  It's not like they are cities that aren't as wonderful, it is like these cities are people that have the audacity to even pretend to be as great as F*ucking New York City.  And, while I love this city, let's not forget it is a urine soaked trash-heap whose infrastructure peaked somewhere before World War One.
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And please stop screaming.

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