So today is the first day in history I got up, looked up in the mirror and couldn't pretend I looked okay. I couldn't suck it in enough or stand up straight enough or whatever.
|Day 1 - Fun|
|This was Tuesday|
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|If This Megan Kelly scared Trump then...|
|..last night's version would have had him soil himself.|
|Barbara, Gareth and Eddie outside the front of Waddesdon|
|View from the Gardens. The pictures are in the Round Tower on the far left.|
|The witch casts the spell of "Eternal Sleep" on Beauty's 16th Birthday|
|The remaining fairy adds sleeping to everyone in the Castle.|
|The Dragon (the witch) comes to Beauty, but the Fairy helps the child's family|
|Everyone sleeps waiting for the Prince.|
|Because everything is better when Ryan Gosling says it.|
|Fox News and Donald Trump|
1) "Mr. Trump, one of the things people love about you is you speak your mind and you don't use a politician's filter. However, that is not without its downsides, in particular, when it comes to women. You've called women you don't like 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' 'slobs' and 'disgusting animals.' ....
Your Twitter account has several disparaging comments about women's looks. You once told a contestant on 'Celebrity Apprentice' it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees.
Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president, and how will you answer the charge from Hillary Clinton, who was likely to be the Democratic nominee, that you are part of the war on women?"
First of all, Kelly has her facts correct here -- up to and including the "knees" part. Now, Trump could certainly make an argument that this comment wasn't intended to be as suggestive as some have said -- and as Kelly seemed to believe.
Wilmore dedicated the top of the show to Donald Trump's hate-filled supporters and but the second act of the show he sat down with Rand Paul to ask WTF about Trump. As an optical surgeon, Paul knows all about people who can't see clearly. "Have you ever had a speck of dirt fly into your eye?" he began his response about Donald Trump. He called it "annoying, irritating, might even make you cry. But if the dirt doesn't go away, it'll keep scratching away at your cornea until eventually it blinds you with all its filth... and then it makes fun of you on CNN."
Larry just wanted to clarify the metaphor, "So the eye is the conservative voter and Donald Trump is the speck of dirt?" he asked.
"No, Larry. Donald Trump is a delusional narcissist and an orange-faced windbag. A speck of dirt is way more qualified to be president," Paul clarified. OUCH!
|The Blue Mosque across from the Hagia Sophia.|
|An Egyptian Obelisk that the Romans brought to Constantinople in the 6th Century. You can see this int he background of the pictures of the attack. It is horrendously sad.|
|Blue Mosque on the first night of Ramadan.|
|From the spice market. Near the square.|
|The ritual foot washing station outside the Blue Mosque|
|Me.. Seriously, some of the best people you will ever meet.|
|The Unnecessary Water Crisis He Precipitated|
|President Obama with Paul Ryan's I'm-A-Dick faced all night|
|Republican John Boehner finds something to applaud in President Obama's Speech|
|Republican Denny Hasart finds something to applaud with President Clinton|
|Newt Gingrich(!!) finds something to agree with with President Clinton|
|Democrat Nancy Pelsoi can find something to agree with in President Bush the Younger|
|Massive Democrat Tip O'Neil finds a smile and applause for President Reagan|
For those keeping score at home, here are just some of the issues that President Obama raised during Tuesday’s State of the Union address that Republican Senators and Congressmen in attendance refused to clap for, let alone get off their asses and cheer:And—drumroll, please—saving the best for last … File this one under shit-you-can’t-make-up.