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Day 1: January 20th! What is this? I was elected in the BEST election EVER over 2 months ago. I have to wait until January 20th! Next time, the Inauguration will be the week after the election. Only losers can't pull together an Inauguration in a week.
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Yes, I know it took George W Bush a month to win election, but I'm not him, am I? I would have stolen the election in hours!
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Day 2: New regime. Worst state gets kicked out. New state entered.
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Out - Mississippi. Nothing personal, but you take 3 dollars in taxes for every 1 dollar you put in. Think of the Headlines, "President Trump saves Hundreds of Millions Day 2"
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In - Quebec / Puerto Rico? - no; speak English. New Brunswick / Saskatchewan? - no; dumb names. Alberta ?- no; sounds like a ugly girl. Yukon? - no; I said States not Territories.
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Surprise answer... Baja California. Really, going to be YUGE... I know because there was a Trump BAJA Condo there once. And YES, I know there is a Baja California Norte and Sud, but it is only going to be one state. Plus, I have a hotel in Cabo, everyone there speaks English. AND that is less wall to build.
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Tada - Days 1 and 2, complete!